Ok Twi-Hards, it’s taken a while but Jacek doesn’t like articles without pictures and there have been no pictures other than those two famewhores Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene and I’m tired of waiting for pictures and I’m not spending crazy money on exclusives of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in their bikinis so we’ll just go with images of how vampires have sex in True Blood – rough and hard and real(ish) instead of the vaginal rainbow blue ball version we’ve been given courtesy Stephenie Meyer.
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