Addicted2KStew
 
Am I addicted to Kristen Stewart? That would be a resounding YES! So much that when I found out that Welcome to the Riley's would be screening at the Aspen Film Festival I nearly hyperventilated. The mission to get tickets, and get there was on.

I stalked the Aspen Film Fest web page every day until they announced when tickets would go on sale. Also started working on places to stay and how much time I needed to take off of work. You see I live 4 hours away from Aspen so this meant, you got it. ROAD TRIP!!

 
 
Kristen Stewart is a part of my RL. Evidence? Allow me to share my experience then. Oh, before I proceed, I want to play with words related to Kristen. I want to pull that KStew metadata out of you and let you be the one to point out those words. Now, let’s put to test that addiction, shall we?

In real life, part of my job is to give orientations/talks/discussions. One fine Friday, I was tasked to handle a group of College students. I was a bit early for such engagement, and then suddenly my addiction to KStew crept in.
 
 
Therapy is where we will all be expressing our emotions towards what we feel for Kristen. We will also be discussing her Holinesses UNF-ing hawtness, and how or what you feel towards that.

After reading the many ways in which you may be Addicted2KStew and then realizing that you are in fact Addicted2KStew, is not something that your psych may cope with easily.  For that, we are here to help.

You may now wonder what that feeling is, the shaking that started since you found out the lastest Kristen sighting. That is called excitement. You may also experience this excitement when you’ve seen the last BTS photo of her ELLE UK photo shoot, in HQ. Sometimes it is accompanied with a warm that spreads from your cheeks to your groin. If you then noticed your eyes were focusing more on her ass than her face, and a slight moan escaped your mouth?  You are UNF-ing.
 

    Therapy

    This spot is for all addicts out there who want to share about their addiction. Your thoughts on Kristen will be shared with others. Therapy will help us all to figure out what Kristen means to us.


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